My history professor asked who we wanted to have as the next pope and I chimed in Oprah and my prof just stands there laughing for a solid minute before he whispers
Poprah
#YOU’RE GETTING SAVED #YOU’RE GETTING SAVED! #EVERYBODY HERE IS GETTING SAVED!!!
IT GOT BETTER
#If you look under your chairs you will find a brand new key…TO SALVATION!!!!
wow it got better
sweet shit
(via doctorhannibalsasster)
| me: | that show looks like it could ruin my life |
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| me: | i think i'll start watching it |
There’s nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can’t see,
So try me on and i will tell you
Where you ought to be.
(Source: hearthorne, via gryffinwhore)
I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old
(Source: follower, via potato-tots)
This is honestly the greatest thing I have ever seen occur on the internet.
Thats literally all omegle is
asl
Omegle: ASL Virus
Watch it in theaters Summer 2056
(via thefuuuucomics)
this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again
(via potato-tots)
But I’ll be honest
Overexaggerated infomercial incompetance
In and of itself
May just be
my favorite invention ever
(Source: lyraeon, via hassann)
Hate is never a good thing… but sometimes it’s understandable.
(via swaboopadeedoo-de-windshield)
I think a lot of people on Tumblr need to see this.
Watch it.
Watch it.
Watch it.
- Watch it.
- Watch it.
- Watch it.
- Just fucking watch it.
this literally makes me so happy.
(via debtsandredledgers)